@mbarrett96, very late term abortion
@EnragedApe, wait til he's 17, then abort him
@mbarrett96, lethal injection
"Leave him with uncle Steve who likes little children..... A lot"
Thor: He's my brother!
Widow: He vapes competitively
Thor: He's adopted
@Beggar Mugger, "competitive vaping" is like saying you compete to blow the biggest bubble using only nicotine gum. It's completely missing the point
"I recommend you adopt a kid with high quality dank meme skills"
900th trimester abortion
I put my brother up for adoption, for this very reason. No one will adopt him, for this very reason.
Does anyone remember when people used to "smoke" smarties
@The Moon Spirit, omg yes! I always wanted to but never did it.
@The Moon Spirit, I work at a laser tag place and kids still do that shjt I tell them to knock it off all the time or else they will have to clean up the mess of powder they are making
At least he's not vegan...
Post natal abortion