The nominees for best parent are looking pretty strong this year
@Golden Brown, for real it's encouraging him to brush his teeth every night like not cuz he has to, he's excited about it I'm doing this to my children... When I have them... I suppose I need what you call a "wife" first, which in turn has a prerequisite of a "fiancé" which also has a prerequisite of a "girlfriend"
@Just a doctor , the prerequisite "chloroform" works well.
@Golden Brown, But the original caption on Reddit was how much he resented having to do it all the time now because he's lazy
I refill my arteries with a syringe every week
@Michael Fassbender, I saw the assassins creed trailer. I was happy. Don't let me down
@Michael Fassbender, with what, heroin maybe?
@Michael Fassbender, blood? Or oil like... one of my...human friends
@Michael Fassbender, *day
Always keeps your kids beliefs alive. Santa tells me that everyday
I feel like your son doesn't quite grasp what the force is
Why is the bear sad about that...
Plot twist it's meth and he's in a coma
That's not even what the force is your son is retarded
Fill it with what, to make your child think toothpaste has the force?
Well, that required a force so...