Why do life's abs look like a dick?
@ScribbleSheath, because it's gonna fuvk you with the power of 30stone body builder
@The unZipper, would it be natty or no? Because if it's not then you wouldn't feel much besides his pelvis hitting you really hard
@ScribbleSheath, What abs?
@ScribbleSheath, life is always a dïck at its core
@ScribbleSheath, looks more like ham to me.
@lakewood20, Well said
@ScribbleSheath, maybe you see what you want to see...
I am fine with what is happening presently
At least Life had the courtesy to knock first
You will never die a virgin because life always fücks you.
Me: not today life
Life: it's today and you're going to take it.
When you try to run away from a superior team in an online game
Yeah pretty much
Why does life have to be purple?