He's also my Fallout 3 dad!
he also killed a bunch of wolves in the grey
@Repulsive That's what I thought until he burned my house to the ground and almost destroyed the entire city, leaving me to risk my life to save it. All on my birthday!
Watched schindler list in history almost made me cry in class
If I was able to meet one person. It would be him. He is awesome.
What! First he said he was Henry Ducard, the Ra's al Ghul, now all this sh*t?!
Dont f*ck with big time actors
^On the popular section? Oh God, we're not going to see you for a long, long time...
Bamf. He is one.
He's also a crusader (kingdom of heaven)
Everybody chill the f**k out... At the end of the movie he shoots the kidnapper in the face.
In one of they starwars cartoon movies they made his nose insanely huge
Bruce, your lucky
I just pissed my pants
I lack a serious set of skills. I will never find you. What I do have is 2 dollars and a casio wrist watch. You may have one of them.
Today, i begin my journy to the worst photo on this app. Wish me luck!
^ Don't you dare question the great Chuck Norris!
And he's Irish :D
Those are some skills he aqquired
Hell yeah I like this!
I have acquired skills over the years, from clans and from the gods themselves. I will find that man, and I will kill him.
Warm yourself by the fire son, and the morning will come soon. I'll tell you stories of a better time, in a place that we once knew. Before we packed our bags and left all this behide us in the dust. We had a place that we could call home, and a life no one could touch. Don't hold me up now. I can stand my own ground. I don't need you help now. You will let me down, down, down. We are the angry and the desperate, the hungry and the cold. We are the ones who kept quiet and always did what we were told. But we've been sweating while you slept so calm in the safety of your home. We've been pulling up the nails that hold up everything you know. Don't hold me up now. I can stand my own ground, I don't need your help now. You will let me Down down down. So open your eyes child, let's be in our way. Broken windows and ashes are guarding the way. Keep quiet no longer we'll sing though the day, of the lives that we've lost. And the lives we've reclaimed. Don't hold me up now I can stand my own ground I don't need your help now you will let me down down down.
He was also the RED power ranger at one point, and now owns one of the top 10 martial arts schools in the world.
Cuz I WILL find you, and I WILL kill you
I am pretty f***ing awesome aren't I?
No matter how many times I see this picture, I never get tired of it...
^^^Chuck Norris ain't as good as you think, I bet you never watched anything about him
I need more lemon pledge
Fap fap fap
Chuck Norris, beware.
I had a unit about nazis yesterday at school. It was boring
Don't forget he was also DarkMan
@Scotch: Are you not freaking American!?
Imagine if him and Chuck Norris did an Epic Rap Battle... I would be like...HIDE YO WIVES HIDE YO KIDS!
I was like I knew I heard his name somewhere! I got a movie from netflix yesterday and I was lik "I know this name"
there is now going to be a taken 2
He also trained himself, beqouse hè is obi wan.
And now they're taking his ex wife.
@Kingerz, I approve.
The grey was awesome.
Then... Woah! Liwam has bypasses Bruce Wayne... He is closingin on Chuck! This s the most amazing race i have ever seen folks, I am astonished!
@Kingerz, not the best example considering he wasn't exactly a fighter... But I guess giving a whole wasteland clean water is pretty significant