20 bucks says he won.
And he would have got away with it too if it wasn't for them meddling kids!
So that's what Santa looks like. I'm a little disappointed.
@FriendlyFirefighter ,I'm not,I'm really happy to see that even Santa embraced a pro cannabis lifestyle.
Genuinely unsure if he's hornless, or a hipster.
@BorealValleySergei, well he doesn't seem to have any horns, so...
@David Tennants hair, I feel dumb now.
@BorealValleySergei, don't lol. I knew what you meant. Just a little typo humor
Jordan Ka'jew'ski, in the chimney. What a perfect hiding spot.
@Sparqy, polish surname, read the j as a y.
@NunuGod, Oh, I know this, sir, I just find it hilarious.
He was also naked too
This is probably a stupid question, but what is U.S. Cellular?
@Mighty Midget, Cellular in the United States, I would assume.
@Mighty Midget, *asks Google* it's a sex cell company
@Mighty Midget, Midwest cell phone company. Well, service provider. They're have great service in the Midwest, but it gets really bad outside the Midwest.
@Mighty Midget, it's a cell service in the US, as Professor Rokferbranes said. It's shjt. I used to have it.
@Mighty Midget, you know those things that are the building blocks of life? Cells? Well a pile of them created a phone company in the U.S.
He looks like what Greg Olsen would look like if he never made the NFL
Looks like he's been in the chimney for some time now.
This is what happens when white people wear dreads
With what? The purple dragon?
Omg he looks like Daryl Dixon! 😱
@lola712, Looks more like Jesus than Daryl to me
Random question here, we know rule 34 but what is the number for the "anything's a dildo" rule?
Can you imagine being the cop hearing that? How do you not laugh in his face