That's because he was jerking it and is waiting for you to leave so he can turn his hentai on full blast
@Taquito Speedo, Fvcking hell. I just got out of work and logged into Funny Pics for the first time in like a weekish and your comment was practically the first thing I saw. I'm glad I want drinking because I would've shot Pepsi out of my nose. 10/10
@YouJustLostTheGame, 😁 thanks
I don't know why but I do this all the time like "they're on to me" and just try to sneak out as quietly as possible
@PatrickGetsIt, I'm the opposite, I try to make as much noise as possible.
I actually fart like a trumpet to assert my dominance.
@BrotherNature, I sniff loud enough to sound like I'm snorting all the drugs.
Well if he didn't want me to sit on top of him he should've said something
Ah, a fresh update with no comments yet... He says as he sits quietly on the toilet as other people enter.
I like to do the opposite. Unload like Mt st Helens to show em this is my dojo.
So, many years ago when I lived in the dorms in college, whenever I was on the toilet, I'd sit quietly if anyone else entered and would always wait for them to exit before continuing with my business. Well, one day, I'm sitting and waiting after this girl comes in. She heads into the shower area, so I decide I'll leave once the water starts running. However, I never hear water. There's just an awkward silence for at least 5 minutes. Suddenly, the girl says, "Um, I'm about to have skype sex with my boyfriend, do you mind?" I sat for a moment, honestly really confused, because not only did she make it sound like I was purposely trying to listen to them, but also I was just confused about why someone would admit that. In my head, I thought it was a joke. But I came to my senses and hurried out once the skype call tone started blaring through the bathroom.
I honestly no longer care about being silent or seen in the bathroom after that.
@TheBookEscape, Ah yes dorm life is a beautiful thing
Wrong! The sound when your going tot fap and your mom is in the next room
Not true, I enjoy making people uncomfortable by being as loud as possible. Embrace your inner IBS.
Thats me on funnypics
Hm.. Should I leave a witty comment or just keep lurking in the shadows behind all of the popular commenters?
Yes, but what sex are you?? WHAT SEX ARE YOU?!!! SHOW ME YOUR JUNK!!! It's politically necessary!!!!
I always make myself known... I do a cough or something, as a way of saying "hey, I'm in here. Don't listen to a video on your phone or talk on the phone and make this whole thing weird"
@TheDoctorsTARDIS, I get a case of the sniffles wheb a door opens
Maybe he's reading funny pics???
I am that stranger...
The order of the top comments is prime
I like Jake the garden snakes idea on this, just take your dump as loud as humanly possible to give the other guy a great laugh.