"It's party time woody"
@Pikachusmother, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
@Pikachusmother, *runs around the house jacking off*
@Pikachusmother, *squints at screen* (Pikachusmother... MOTHER) *backs away slowly*
@Pikachusmother, "There's a snake in your pants!"
@Pikachusmother, you're my favorite deputy taken to a whole new meaning
*calls everyone to see how long until they get home*
@cecimac123, oh I'm a step above that and pull up find friends on my phone to see how far away they are.
@cecimac123, "I'm on my way" -Mom *furiously puts shjt away*
You know that you can do anything but you still just sit on the couch doing nothing
*Lays on couch for hours until other people come home*
@MassDebate, *realizes i live alone and have no friends. proceeds to cry*
When you live alone, come home and say "Honey, I'm home!" for shjts & giggles, and a voice answers "I'm here!"
Fap fap fap
Thats every day.
That's my secret cap I'm always alone *starts sobbing*
Leaves work clothes on and claim you've only just got in Before them,'saves on chores'
*calls people to ask how long until they get home*