*patrick vioce* "I don't get it."
@CatSack47, He's making fun of people that say stuff like, "she's funny…for a woman."
@Maskedman, ah thank you I was so confused. But I do have to say her comedy is different than most men's comedy and is very hit or miss because it goes aggressively feminine sometimes. Not that some men don't go very masculine just saying she does play the part of FEMALE comedian rather than just comedian
@Maskedman, she isnt funny anyway.. So i dunno why anyone would say that
Actually she's not that funny...you know, for a paid comedian.
@SimonPetrikov, my sister and I are basically the only people we know who don't really like her.
@SimonPetrikov, i dont find her funny as well
@SimonPetrikov, yeah I don't think she's funny either. Also she's stolen jokes word for word from other comedians. Its messed up. In the comedy circle she is not liked as much anymore.
"Doctor, you have to help me!" said the man lying down on the couch. "Every night I have the same horrible dream. I am lying in bed when all of a sudden five women rush in and start tearing of my clothes.”
The psychiatrist nodded. “And what do you do?”
“I push them away.”
“I see. What do you want me to do?”
The man implored, “Break my arms!”
This is really funny for you know people. Too bad they don't know everyone on the internet are dogs.
@dwnzsnwlion, OH SHJT WHO TOLD YOU
@dwnzsnwlion, I mean bark
@dwnzsnwlion, I mean...memes..
2 years later and MAN has this aged poorly
And why shouldn't we nominate Amy Schumer who sexually assaulted a barley conscious drunk man. You might have heard Amy Schumer sexually assaulted a barley conscious man. Well she says it's not true that she, AMY SCHUMER SEXUALLY ASSAULTED A BARLEY CONSCIOUS MAN. But if you find evidence that AMY SCHUMER SEXUALLY ASSAULTED A BARLEY CONSCIOUS MAN your free to believe whatever you wish
@Secale, barley. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
@Secale, But did she sexually assault a barely conscious man tho?
@Donald Trump, auto correct sucks...
@Secale, it's ok, it's barley noticeable.
@Donald Trump, *bows to you as low as they do in the fire nation*
@Secale, seriously, if the genders were reversed from that story he'd be in jail. It's not "empowerment" at all, it's a bush pig taking advantage of s guy
@Silver6456, okay but Bill Cosby
@Secale, she also isn't that funny. Assault or not, she's just not funny to begin with.
@TriangleTesticles, no, only a barley man
@Donald Trump, I laughed so hard reading all of this. Thank you for that
@Secale, wait so she raped barley...
@Donald Trump, I don't like your fcking name. Cause it's a piece of sht. But your comment I do like.
@Secale, she didn't though. Learn the facts bro
@A Drunken Bear, Yeah I was about to say that. If she really did take advantage of a drunk guy, that's awful, and it's a double standard if people are brushing it off. But even ignoring that, she's just not funny.
@GRIMthaREAPER, it was a reference to Gilbert gottfried's Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990 bit. I don't know either way.
Because cats are funnyer than people
Guys I'm quitting smoking please any tips tricks or Jokes will be most appreciated
@ octopus shorts, I heard that taking an Epsom salt bath helps draw the nicotine out of your body.
@ octopus shorts, make someone whack you every time u try to do it
@Pizzatime, like a smack or are we gonna get the Mafia to whack him?
@ octopus shorts, identify your ticks, (things that cause you to desire to smoke, such as eating, waking up, and such.) And drink a glass of grapefruit juice every time one of those triggers approaches. It'll take your mind off of it.
@ octopus shorts, keep your mouth busy with gum, lollipops, etc