A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions", he observed.
To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turned to the third mom. "Your obsession is alcohol. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go."
@daily joke, great, solid joke
@daily joke, 1. my dogs name 2. My cat 3. My sons gf 4. 5 kids but none of them named Richard,,, irony? 😂
It's never dat boi saying oh shjt whaddup.
@Cliff Racer, it...it isn't? *re-evaluates life*
Happy donut day!!!!!
@Gecko but, What?! and here I am having dental surgery. Why God Bad Luck Brian why?!!
Why inspire the inspired, when inspiring the uninspired is so inspiring. O.o
@IQhunter, shut up jaden smi..... wait, that actually made sense. Never mind carry on.
It's never sponge-gar being calm
It's never the funny people down voting everyone
They're too busy partying and making loads of money and having the perfect body to post these.
My friends post nihlist memes all day... nothing is worth anything...
it's never the successful posters commenting first
@Lord Gaben is life, actually, it is.
If you take a look, the people who have the commenter badge are the ones who time updates and comment as much as possible.
@Abusive Breasts, yeah taquito speedo
@Abusive Breasts, I'll agree about timing, but not all of us "comment as much as possible." Some definitely more than others.
@Donald Trump, some prefer quality over quantity which is great. However to get number one on that leaderboard you sorta have to spam the leaderboards which ruins the quality of the comments.
Hell last year in August I got the button for commenting because I said screw it and commented on everything saying the first thing that popped into my mind. A couple people got pissed but whatever, I got a cheap little plastic button for free that has absolutely no significant value
@Abusive Breasts, I agree with all that to an extent. You don't have to spam if no one else is. Oh yes, I remember when you did it.
@Donald Trump, I'm sure you do man, this isn't your first account after all...
*cues suspenseful music*
@Abusive Breasts, I've had this one for a couple years. I lost my password to my first one.
*cues Mexican music*
@Donald Trump, my first account is from around 5 years ago, but this one is only really a year old