As someone who works in the Emergency department, shjt like this happens WAY too much.
@Mr Brightside, I had a patient who was putting her contraceptive jelly on toast and eating it
@RhettandLink, *shakes head in disappointment* how did that work out for them?
@Mr Brightside, well I'm a labor and delivery nurse and that's how I met her if that tells you anything 😆
@RhettandLink, hahaha that is just wonderful. Did she at least think it tasted good or something?
@Mr Brightside, she said it tasted "horrible", so she tried putting grape jelly on top to conceal the taste, and that's why it didn't work
They walk among us.
@RhettandLink, I just laughed myself to tears reading this lady's plight, and 15 minutes later, I still can't stop laughing.
@RhettandLink, with eggs on the side.
@Mit, with eggs on the inside
@Mr Brightside, as a respiratory therapist I can can confirm
@SapphireDragon, 😂 I'm glad to hear that 😂
@RhettandLink, wait... Theres jelly contraceptive? What is that?? Is it like putting aloe vera inside you or how does it work??
@RhettandLink, that is only mildly disgusting
@MrPalm, you fill up a tube like instrument with the jelly, put it in like a tampon, push the plunger to deposit the jelly near the cervix. Kills sperm, but not effective as use alone, usually used a secondary defense with other measures.
I really hope you were genuinely asking and not just telling a joke I missed and now I look like a disgusting killjoy.
Enjoy your day! 😆😆
@RhettandLink, I always thought the idiots on House we're make believe. Seriously? People like this really exist?
@Proactive Citizenry , oh yes. Oh my so much yes. So much wow, much idiot.
@Mr Brightside, no freaking way ? Are you serious ?
@Proactive Citizenry , they are everywhere. I was once making an icebox cake at work. (A cake made from layers of whipped cream and chocolate cookies) A customer asked what I was making so I said "This is our classic Icebox cake". She said "Oh wow, a cake made out of just ice!"
@misztrannymarie, you would not believe the reasons people come into the emergency department. Unyielding orgasms, erections, stubbed toes, alcohol, the list of ridiculousness is unending.
@Mr Brightside, that's crazy lol ., never expected stuff like that to happen
Weird, I just watched this episode today, House is great
The words House spoke after the last panel was to graphic to repeat on funnypics
@buzz killinton, pfft no it's not, tell us
@buzz killinton, most likely, but after him staring it shows her walking out of the office (a bit later) muttering "jerk"
If you look like you're an idiot, you're most likely an idiot
In his head "I'm gonna kill her"
@imtheone10, if he is patient an asthma attack will soon do her in
@RobotFrog21, or her own stupidity in general