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*shjts on baby*
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@TheDinoBear, yes, so much yes
*shjts violently
@Reverse Vegan, for saying I never know
@Reverse Vegan, what would make it violent? Are they shjtting blood?
"Pls shjt me not"
Brain: drop the baby. Me: what? No! Why would I do that? Brain: just do it. Me: no! Brain: do it. Drop it. Me: *sweats*
@Hermiione Granger, name your baby "the base" and then take it to dubstep concerts
"Wanna do some hard drugs?"
Two ministers are talking about the immorality of the country today, and one of them says, “I didn’t sleep with my wife before I was married. How about you?” And the other says, “I don’t know. What was her maiden name?"
This also applies to me talking to women
How i talk to girls
My baby ran away from home
I like to play hide n seek with babies, they never find me again though
Am i the only person who actually likes babies anymore
Shjits you not
"Seen any dank memes lately?"
Me but with people
*shjts on baby*