I would say this is me, except I wouldn't go to a social event in the first place
@MoustachedCactus, For moral, political, or financial reasons?
@YouJustLostTheGame, for social anxiety readons
@MoustachedCactus, I would say this but I'm not black
@Captain Penis, for moral, political, or financial reasons?
Surprise, there's fried chicken
When you realize you're at a Klan Cookout