A woman noticed that her dog could hardly hear, so she took him to the vet. The vet found that the problem was hair in its ears. After cleaning both ears and making sure the dog could hear the vet suggested buying some ‘Nair’ hair remover and rubbing it in the dog’s ears every three months.
On the way home she stops at the pharmacy to buy Nair. At the register, the pharmacist says, “If you’re going to use this under your arms, don’t use deodorant for a few days.
The woman says, “I’m not using it under my arms."
Again the pharmacist says, “If you’re using it on your legs, don’t shave for a couple of days."
The woman is getting a little disturbed by the warnings and says, "I’m not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I’m using it on my Schnauzer."
The helpful pharmacist says, "In that case, stay off your bicycle for a week."
@daily joke, I don't know who downvoted you. This was pretty good. Have an upvote.
@Ryjaki, it was mahbawlsitch. Dont know who they are but its not the first my jokes have recieved it wont be the last.
@daily joke, They probably didn't read it and just saw a long comment
@daily joke, surprisingly, the one who downvoted you goes so well with the joke.
Ain't no wake up sex when she's gone oh wait *looks at right hand*
This doesn't match my wife but it matches my mother
Boobs next pic
This app is dead lol I remember when this app was super popular and had a very active community
@Ronald McFondled, who said it doesnt?
@daily joke, it certainly doesn't seem nearly as active
@Ronald McFondled, its the timing. The people that used to communicate were in school now they have jobs and lif... wait no just jobs.
@daily joke, none of us had lives lol
Fun fact the song is about beating his wife
I must ask. Does he know?