He should change his name to Nokia
This guy is like a boss battle for death. Sure, a bunch of teens from Final Destination is easy...
Life, umad ?
He gets ALL the b*tches
Now he can use that money to buy some pants
Seems like an assassin
@Silent Llama, yeah, he landed in a haystack. He has to be
Like a BOSS.
Then he took an arrow to the knee
Chuck Norris's apprentice
I like long posts.
Why would he be unlucky, he survived all that sh*t!
@Dr Stuff, because he got into all of it in the first place
Now he is the one person that deserves that money
Remind me to never travel with him.
U lucky/unlucky mudafuka
2012, come at me bro
Read about him in Cracked. He made death his b!tch. Then they came to a mutual agreement and allowed him to win the lottery twice.
Daedra, same here. He owned life, and then won the lottery... Like a boss.
Daedra, also I just remembered you stole those lines from cracked.
LIKE A... No screw that, LIKE A PRESIDENT
With all that money...he plans to travel.
He was so lucky since he survived and then won a million dollars
If it were twisted around, it would be like Hugo from Lost
Second frame: Assassin's Creed style b*tch!!!
The lottery win was his prize for beating death
He landed on a haystack? Assassin?
I love how people say man that guy is so lucky he survived a car crash or something. Then isa
luck? A million Croatian dollars is equal to $1800 US Dollars. Definitely troll'd.
He..... Is...... GOD!!
He fell out of a plane and landed in a bale of hay.... LEAP OF FAITH!!!
So hes the one with all my luck!