What do you call a vampire whose care breaks down 3 miles from the bloodbank?
@Deer Jesus, *car
@Angry Lechuga, *cab
@Angry Lechuga, oops now i see what you were saying 😅
@Deer Jesus, couldn't I call an über?
@ReptarBuddy, i mean technically...
Dr. Acula's blood drive is a great cause and raises gallons of blood for his patients. If only we could meet them and Dr. Actual would stop coming back with cherry pie on his face.
@Ray213, so Dr Acula takes my blood while Dr Actual takes my pie? I don't see how this is a win win for me
@Taquito Speedo, it is win win because you get to be one of Alucard's familiars
@Ray213, *brain farts*
*gives every ounce of blood away*
@uglybus , *litre, this was taken in Australia
@TriangleTesticles, true, true
better than giving it to this Edward douchebag
Would it be sexy to the ladies if their boyfriend said "I want to suck your blood" in a Dracula voice while she was on her period?
@Taquito Speedo, that would be difficult while she's throwing up
@Edwin VanCleef , timing my friend, timing
@Taquito Speedo, unrelated, but thanks to you, every time I eat taquitos, I think of swimwear. So thanks
@Taquito Speedo, glad I can help!
@uglybus , aww yisss! Mission accomplished!
@i am sand , sorry, repeated for some reason
Who put Deadpool in charge of signs?
I'm there! I want to be a vampire
As a Red Cross donor, they harass me for my blood like they were vampires...
Oh hay I have been there .... At least the one on the gold cost. My mate worked there!
@another Aussie, to clarify its a themed dinner and a show .... I got so drunk...
Boobs next pic!!
@Theatre Thug, Not my proudest fap but still a fap