Lady cop: I have a boyfriend
@Yung Saltine Cracker, guy: im a vegan
@buttspider, Car: I vape
@buttspider, Lady cop: oh so you have a boyfriend too?
@SandyMcSandface, I do crossfit
@arcadefire, Option 2: Oh so you're a virgin?
Guy: No, I said I'm-
Girl Cop: *scribbles down on paper* Virgin, got it.
Guy: why are you like this?
Lady cop uses excessive verbal force.
Female secret surveillance "where are u?who u wit? Uhuh(!) U expek me to belee dat?"
Just found out how to change the pic order from vertical back to the original horizontal, best thing to happen all day
@Maverick1303, there's a verical?