There's a special something about seeing a new update with a picture that has 0 likes and 0 comments. So fresh. So clean. All the possibility and hope in the world bountifully attached to it. Something clever must be thought off quickly because it is so shamed to utter that now disgraced word. The one filled with the pride of witnessing that magical moment of novice. It has lost all significance anywho. Its too commonplace, too worn; as though only things rare and un-coppied are valued. But alas, upon the click it's shown another has been here. The rule not broken, the word not spoken, and the magic of the moment gone. Such is the way of the dawning of a new update. Such is the way of the comment section.
@Traitor , penis
@Traitor , As an elegant user myself agree
@Traitor , this is the most well worded way to say "I was gonna say "first" but someone has already commented" that I've ever seen. Well worth the read. Beautiful example of literature my friend. Bravo. *Claps emphatically*
@Traitor , fairly sure that counts as a 'first' comment
@Liar, great user name. we should team up and do some bits
Well I saw a man die at work today, so you could say that...
@theshadosnipe, sorry to hear that shipmate... God bless
@theshadosnipe, damn. My condolences. You alright?
@Totallyunimportant, so far. A crane malfunctioned and landed on him. Not a pretty sight
@theshadosnipe, Jesus, man that's horrible.
@theshadosnipe, holy shjt I thought you were joking at first
@theshadosnipe, wow. Best wishes man, hope you can carry on alright.
@theshadosnipe, I don't know if it means anything to you but I'll keep you and their family in my prayers.
@theshadosnipe, 2yo kids eaten by alligator just a few hours ago. Ruff here too
@imkrazy182, it's tough all around. This morning, my first toaster strudel didn't have enough icing, but the second one had too much icing.
I'm just like, "why do bad things happen to good people?"
@I Are Lebo, did you try putting both iced sides together to even it out?
@Evan Slongoria, alas, I could not, as I had already eaten the first one before I iced the second.
@I Are Lebo, woe is me!
@imkrazy182, damn that really depressed me. I have a 2y.o... that poor baby
@Edwin VanCleef , I wish but no
@imkrazy182, Dude wtf is up with Orlando these past few days? That singer getting shot, the club shooting, kid getting eaten by an alligator...
Alright that last one sounds pretty common for Florida, but still.
No one cares honestly shut up
@PandaGlock, obviously you care, as you commented on the picture