Finally, cats make themselves useful!
@Haunt, THE DOGS WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD
@Haunt, ok guys I know a lot of you hate cats and some of us can't stand dogs which has led to a bizarre internet civil war fought in comments and on tumblr but throughout all of this prejudice and arrogance we can all come together and agree on two things: pets are amazing, and, above all else whether you are a cat person or a dog person we can all agree that BIRD people are fvcking weirdos. Thanks for reading!
@Lord Wivern, seriously though, what kind of person actually likes birds
@Lord Wivern, I'd say Bird Person was pretty cool. I mean, have you heard about what happened at Blood Ridge on Glapflap's third moon?
@Langenator, I like birds.. I have two... ;-;
@Gamasennin, yeah, but then he blew it by marrying a narc.
@Lord Wivern, birds are awesome. I used to have two of them and they'd play with my two dogs too.
@Lord Wivern, I was reading this thinking it was nice and well put, and then at the end I was doubled over in laughter. Good on you, sir, good on you.
@Lord Wivern, who downvoted this
Not true. They put cats in their formation because the penalty for killing a cat in Egypt was death. The main advantage the Egyptians had was their archers but they refused to fire. They were then slaughtered.
Things that definitely happened
The purrfect plan
@Dragidos, more like pvssy devastation
America does the same fighting isis but they use goats instead
"Dis hooman is doing me a stabber"
I just have to imagine the attackers getting bitten
But they have nine lives
Maybe this is why cats want to destroy everything and enslave the world