Or as I like to call them, hilfs.
Who makes these rules?
@Wildfiree, the Internet
@Wildfiree, common sense. Come On! Wrap it people!! *this is not a placement ad for trojan brand condoms.
@Wildfiree, Lord M, can't you read?
@Motherknowsbest, All hail Lord M.
@Wildfiree, its part of the bro code. Classics include:
- The youngest chick you can date is half your age plus 7.
- Bros before Hoes
- Be a good wingman
- Dont root your mates girlfriend
@The Aussie, never heard of the first one
@nismo, I actually think it originated of how I met your mother and then "bro code" added it to their site. Not positive though, I could be backwards
@Wildfiree, Lord M on Twitter does.
@nismo, then you never watched parks and recreation. By the way, you should watch parks and recreation.
@Wildfiree, mostly guys who've never even touched a vagina
Or I'm married and we wanted, could afford, and were ready to have a baby?
@Prestidigitonium, nope that makes too much sense!
I prefer gilfs.
@ Officer Shaft, guys?
@Square Feet, I think he meant Gmilfs but i could be wrong.
@Stiltzkin, you right.
@Square Feet, grandpa's
Recently started watching an anime called "The World Only God Knows" (don't let the name fool you, it's pretty damn far from any god), and the MCs mom is a former biker chick who's really quite the milf, but is also someone if be afraid to mess with.
You don't need to be 35 to be a mother
This was originally said by Nick Offerman