I was hanging in the delivery room when my wife hands me an infant and says "It's a miracle" I said Man this ain't no miracle this is a baby I took it and THREW IT ON THE GROUND!
@Sexy Homunculus, my dads not a cell phone!! Duh!!
@Sexy Homunculus, happy birthday to the ground!
@Sexy Homunculus, #bestcomments
...Hmm. Still tastes like pvssy.
Or you could have used the baby's head as dip
@Ray213, yeah you push their soft spot in and fill it with the dip. It makes a handy bowl.
That's pretty much the whole story
What kind of story would go between spilling mustard and licking it off? You took a selfie? You added ketchup as well?
How could you make that story longer?
Sure it was the baby's head? :p
Don't lick the baby!
As long as he doesn't eat little baby's ice cream...
@Feral Snorlax, oh god why....
I dont laugh out loud often but reading this and visualizing the scene made me burst out laughing and all my friends thought i was crazy
Congrats on the new kitten
I don't see the problem
When Dad has the baby