Good lock with that.
I fail. 😔
@SCBeauty1983, #Fail for success?
@KingofFunnypics, Not in nursing school. *sigh*
So my mother today at the mall told me that "there's a lot of pregnant people here...must've been a bad winter" I gave my mom a shocked look because today is my brother's birthday...my sister's birthday was last week and my birthday is in 2 weeks
@No Sjit, oh ok
@No Sjit, what?
@No Sjit, I'm assuming its currently winter, meaning you were created 9 months PRIOR to the bad winter.
@Scotch Pilgrim, usually July isn't known for being winter but hey man. How could I argue with that kind of logic. I'll just put on my winter gear and embrace the 90+ degree weather.
@No Sjit, winter is cumming.
@Scotch Pilgrim, No they were created in bad winter of which now is ~9 months later.
@bananaLOL171299, no look. His sisters birthday already passed and another is today, while they are still pregnant. Meaning the pregnant people probably didn't get pregnant until maybe February or later.
@Scotch Pilgrim, February is still really cold
@Scotch Pilgrim, I mean people can be 8-9 months pregnant and still be walking around the mall. Which would mean they were knocked up during the winter. You know, like in December or even November
Wear a suit.
@iOS9, and wear it over the lock.
@iOS9, Or you know, bolt cutters exist.
Who's been on here long enough to remember this is a repost
Hey, does anyone here live in West Virginia? It's been flooding horribly man, it's awful. My house is in pretty bad shape, and a local gas station has been on fire 2 days, it's still smoking. Anyway, what's pretty awesome about this is I've been helped by countless different people, most of which I didn't even know, and the same goes for all my neighbors. I never realized this before but my community is actually really great, just as good as this one.
@Corycogo5737, But be safe everyone.
Just cover it up with a suit. If the interviewer asks, tell the truth.
Well at least he's locked in on that interview
Fun fact everyone! Doing something like this to your roommate is illegal just about everywhere in the US. You can also serve jail time for pulling pranks like this. This also goes for pranks such as but not limited to: hiding room mates car keys, stacking objects on top of them while they sleep, waking them via air horn, etc.
Funny, but true story. I was with 2 friends on a vacation, and we were all drinming as we walked down the main tourist area. We passed a henna tattoo shop and my one friend wanted to get one, so he decided to get the Pillsbury doughboy on his neck and i paidn the lady off to draw a penis in. And sure enough 2 days later, after we got home, he had a job interview. Believe it or not, he got the job
Ask Tina Belcher
Time to sue your housemates
Calm down, Farva.
breaking bad flashbacks lol
Isn't this a workaholics episode?
Tuck it under the shirt :/
@lovetal, how are you never top comment?!?
@Donald Trump, hi, sorry for all of this, my friend and I share the acc..she is the one that posts the nasty comments and I am the one (she is to though) who doesn't like you, meaning Donald trump
Do people not own angle grinders or cut off tools?
They copied workaholics.
I mean, I know he has a bike lock around his neck, but this guy looks exactly Ben Affleck.
Do you know the definition of "bolt cutters"
When you have a job interview but the high school chemistry teacher delays you
Ya this is from workaholics. Why would he stop and take the picture?
Go buy an angle grinder or bolt cutters, better yet, go to the hardware store to the section where they sell chain and use the chain cutter
Were you in a coma? How do you not notice them putting that on you?
@Dephenistrator, ignore this
It's barely noticeable
Workaholics...... Hell yeah