Fist her ass, not her throat
@Abusive Breasts, I must be doin her wrong
@Abusive Breasts, well if it's like a baby arm holding an apple, it might kinda feel like a fist in the throat
@Abusive Breasts, Chris Brown: "Instructions not clear"
@Abusive Breasts, Punch 👊 his dick not his heart ❤ am I doing it right??
@Abusive Breasts, chew his balls, not his wallet
@Abusive Breasts, 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Share your opinion not start a flame war
@Ray213, same thing
@Ray213, you must be new to the Internet.
@Ray213, f*ck your opinion
@Ray213, OR don't. How about that? Huh?
Kill a child, not the mood
@NONSENSE, im worried at this sentence and even more worried at the five likes.....
@dibbysound, we are growing, we are many, we are one.
"Make her pvssy wet not her eyes"...why not both 😏 *cue mariachi music*
@awkward avocado , I'm not sure how concerned I should be about this.
@Lars of the Mohicans, in my experience: girls' eyes water sometimes whilst deep throating ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Slap her ass not her face
Punch his side chick. Not his side dick
I can't seem to think of one. I mean, cum on! I can't grasp the subject, so I'm lube-ing this top comment, It's just so hard! How the hell am I supposed to do this though, it's impossanal. Humph. I'm sad now. I need some, some... Awh what was that word? I'll look in the dicktionary. Ah! That's what it is...
@British Thug, I LOST THE GAME!!!
@British Thug, Ha, you think you got me, but you are wrong! I can not lose the game as I already won the game. The game.
@British Thug, @Original Commentor, @Gamasennin orly
Don't let your memes be dreams! Or something
That last one is truly life changing
One of these is not like the others
Wait why would one salt their pasta
@Stalingrad, you don't wanna be a dick, do you?
@Stalingrad, that's like pasta cooking 101, you always salt your pasta
@TyIer Durden, never salted my pasta
@Stalingrad, from now on do it, trust me
@Stalingrad, better flavor
@Stalingrad, You always salt the water before boiling. It adds an extra bit of seasoning to pasta as it cooks that it wouldn't have otherwise, and the salt taste won't be overpowering like if you were to salt it on the plate. Like a monster.
@YouJustLostTheGame, it also makes the water boil hotter
Make her cum don't let her go
@Smash Like Gaston, Make her cum not go is catchier but brava! Have an upvote!
Clog her ass, not her arteries,
What helpful cooking advice :)
If you don't salt your pasta we can't be friends...
Allurice you sick fvck
Always let ur meat settle before digging in
This retoast is so old it belongs in a museum...