-Suddenly 10 times happier that he's gay.-
@Keithy, sometimes I wish I was gay, in all seriousness I feel like the benefits of it outweigh the whole banging dudes thing, but I'm not attracted to men :(
@Michael Fassbender, "You mean, you wish you WERE gay, cause gramatically! But I let it slide, didn't want to ruffle any feathers. But ya know, that sentence, that retort, I wish I was gay... Kinda stuck in the old Catbug-O mind. Kinda gestated there for seven or eight minutes, then this tune popped up..."
@Keithy, -suddenly is 10 times sadder that she's gay-
I think it'd be really funny if someone put the third one down on top of a picture from a popular love story movie. yeah that'd make it 10 times funnier!
@The Big Hodge, -___-
@The Big Hodge, so much hate
2nd from the bottom: Bjtch if your man is home for one day and you're home everyday, can't you nurse him back to health so he can get back to work and pay those bills you refuse to help pay!? Ladies, if you're a stay at home mom your job and to support your hubby, make dinner, set appointments, and take care of him when he's sick. That's your end of the bargain. Don't like it? Get a job. #SpoiledBrat
@RonaldUlyssesSwanson, well, its scientifically proven that men feel more pain from injury and illness than women do. I actually feel really sorry for guys about this. Knowing this makes me alot more sympathetic when i take care of my sick man.
@bootyquake, Your bf is lucky to have you.
@RonaldUlyssesSwanson, thanks , I just read a lot. The more you know 🌈
@bootyquake, Sounds like an excuse made up by a man to be allowed to complain more :P (for the record I'm a man, but that just sounds too easy lol)
@pokerus, maybe 😂
@pokerus, it has to deal with different levels of hormones. Basically, because of childbirth, women's brains produce higher levels of pain killers in response to pain signals than men.
There's more to it than that, men can generally deal with short lasting pain (short burst of adrenaline/endorphins) better than women, but it doesn't last.
From an evolutionary standpoint, it makes sense. In the middle of hunt/fight, ignore pain. But ignoring long lasting pain=bad for long term health. While for women, childbirth can take hours and hours, so need to reduce that pain as much as possible.
It's funny how they think that they're perfect, but I'm pretty sure they're lazy slobs who cut their long hair because "it's easier" and are just unsexy; whiny cunts to these guys 😑
Only the last one is funny. The other ones seem kinda mean.
This is definitely one of StuckPixels sneakiest reposts.
Makes me wonder why these people got married in the first place
@Nosurrender, pretty sure a lot of it is satire
Ah, the beauty of marriage.
Creepy... I saw wedding horror stories days before my wedding and now marriage advice days after
Cucks, cucks everywhere
The 4th one down is sexist if it's reversed
@Just a doctor , So you mean the 4th one down IS sexist already.
@Sir LancesALot, exactly but double standards
@Just a doctor , most of them at sexist....
@Just a doctor , I don't see it
I haven't seen a bitch with this capacity since I still lived at home.