WTF? That's MY platform
@Donald Trump, I'm still voting for ya buddy, just keep those godamn chiwawas on their side of the wall
"One of these things is not like the others!"
@I Think Knot, snuggles
@I Think Knot, Butt wiggles?
@I Think Knot, oh my god you're right, I didn't notice until now, belly rubs are so overrated and a violation of animal rights!
@I Think Knot, belly rubs doesn't rhyme with snuggles or wiggles
You had me at snuggles 😍
@RhettandLink, he had me at butt wiggles
@Taquito Speedo, why am I not surprised babe? 😉
What was that third one?
@EscapeTheFate, belly rubs?
@Scrummy, k, thanks
Really? That's crazy. I mean who wants belly rubs?
You got me at butt wiggles
My pug just really hates Obama.
Still better than most candidates.
Worst, ugliest dogs ever.