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except I've never seen a barefoot burglar.
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@Caine, you must be fun at parties
@Caine, have you ever seen a shoes burglar?
@Caine, clearly you have not watched home alone. You need to pair these with tar..
@Michael Fassbender, logic trumps funny.
@Caine, cough*home alone*cough
*burglar breaks in and wanders the house looking for items to steal* *kid wakes up and whips out his Lego pistol* Burglar: woah there kid, I surrender, I'll leave. Please don't wake your parents
@Taquito Speedo, *plot twist* "I live alone fvcker"
@RhettandLink, more plot twist: "and I'm a midget asshole!"
@Taquito Speedo, ๐๐๐๐nothing add, that was perfection๐
@RhettandLink, ๐๐
@Taquito Speedo, nothing *to* add..sigh...
@RhettandLink, it's okay darling! I gotchu โค๏ธ
Ya, but you can't see them either.. It's a win loose situation.
This is cruel
Did anyone hear that story about the big mouth Billy Bass singing fish that scared away a burglar?
except I've never seen a barefoot burglar.