*animorphs into a tortoise* now what?
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, tortoise sex
@Michael Fassbender, sounds reasonable
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, now your penis is half the length of your body.
@Michael Fassbender, *cue velociraptor noise*
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, I learned my lesson the hard way, if you stay morphed too long, you get stuck... I am definitely not a rabbit... Heh...
@Michael Fassbender, *velociraptor noises*
@that anime guy, Damn, I just posted that then I scrolled to see your comment.
"150 dude! And still young!"
@Taquito Speedo, Unrelated but I will be staying in very spooky castle tonight were there are ghosts as long as there are no skeletons
@Polak Comedian , just don't open the closet then
@Taquito Speedo, *opens closet* *reveals nazi skeletons* *spookymeter starts blaring*
@Taquito Speedo, *crawls inside your shell*
@RhettandLink, you're always safe with me babygirl 😚❤️
@Taquito Speedo, I love you so much❤
@RhettandLink, I love YOU so much 😊❤️😚
@RhettandLink, so you're not coming back to Line chat?
@SqurtieMan, I can, I just haven't yet. Would be hard keeping up with two chats! What's changed since I was there
@RhettandLink, I may have indirectly caused the purge of over 100 members
@RhettandLink, unrelated, I'm thinking of going into medical; what schools should I look into?
That tortoise looks defeated
@SourNewspaper, Because they called him a turtle
Wasn't there a science to this? Like because they move so slow their bodies don't exert themselves too much and last longer? Idk I remember hearing that.
@Bonersaurus, well there was also that image explaining how mammals seem to universally live for about the same number of heartbeats. while the reptile heart rates don't compare to the mammal heart rates, i would hazard a guess that the same general principle applies to reptiles as well.
@Bonersaurus, yeah but what kind of life is that? I'd rather live a third of a turtles life and accomplish more.
The real heroes in a half-shell.
Tortoise looks like a pen15
Trees do even less and can live for over 5,000 years... assuming they don't get chopped down though
Humans repost and they live about 70 years.