Well the comic warned you, and you did it anyway.
@RhettandLink, some men never listen....also why women live longer
@Taquito Speedo, women live longer because they don't have to live with women
@Michael Fassbender, but they have to live with themselves
@Taquito Speedo, do you ever annoy yourself?
@Michael Fassbender, I'm a dude, dude. But yeah, sometimes
@Taquito Speedo, you're a guy?! Well shjt, maybe my dad was right. Maybe I am a little fairy boy that will never amount to anything.
@DividedAlliance, you do you, dude
@Taquito Speedo, sometimes I feel like I could do better dealing with a bipolar schizophrenic than women because they aren't all too different
@Taquito Speedo, how about I do you, dude
@Michael Fassbender, you've been hanging around the wrong women, man
@DividedAlliance, what what?!?!
@Taquito Speedo, all women are crazy, no exceptions
@Michael Fassbender, never said anything opposed to that, but some are worse than others. Maybe you've just had bad luck. Trust me, I've known my fair share
@Taquito Speedo, I don't linger around the psychos too long, you know your redheads, hairdressers, that girl who was super into horses in preschool, women named Tiffany. I get out of there faster than light
@Michael Fassbender, well crazy is as crazy does. You draw in what you give off...😉
@Taquito Speedo, I had a good girl but she was a bit of a nut at times, like she'd be like "I don't feel like drinking" but it being a Saturday in college and me loving beer more than humans wanted to drink and she says it's fine. Boy howdy though did I catch some flak for drinking the next day. So I do the responsible thing and tell her if she kept acting like a bitch I wouldn't put up with it and we were done, needless to say we weren't
@Michael Fassbender, what set you off most around her?
@Taquito Speedo, when she talked
@Taquito Speedo, ugh, just put a ring on it already
@Michael Fassbender, what about lesbians??
@copdeeznutz, you act like I won't 😉
I got really sh*tty genes when it came to a beard.
But what other girls can say they have such beautiful plaits?
Hipster. Or accountant. Not great choices for this guy.
This happens when you need a beard to look manly.
Instructions: how to look like Michael Gove.