I have a friend that i began teaching how to ride only about a week ago and two days ago he wiped out going down hill at about 20 mph when he went straight into a patch of gravel, put a gash in the left side of his head left shoulder has a 2inch long gash thats bout an inch deep, his entire left shoulder blade is scraped, his left hip has a gnarly scrape, as does his left leg, his left elbow has a hole in it , and the bone in his left arm was just reset an hour ago we are in the hospital now but hey for the first time in my life i got to say "you are all right"
@ Debauchery TeaParty, metric please.
@HankTheBeerThief, 30 degrees Celsius and 13 litres.
@HankTheBeerThief, on a serious note, around 30km/h and 5cm
@Spilled Milk, good enough.
@Spilled Milk, my cars top speed is 92° of gallon, did I do it right?
@ Debauchery TeaParty, as I was reading that I was prepared to comment "He's all right now" but nooooo
@ Debauchery TeaParty, if you're going to do something, do it 100%
@HankTheBeerThief, 2.5cm in an inch, 1.6KM 1m. I can't be arsed to do the math
@ Debauchery TeaParty, and that kids is why you don't squid when doing something stupid and or dangerous
@EscapeTheFate, as an update your comment he goes in for surgery tomorrow to reset his shoulder blade in place
@Spilled Milk, thank you for this
@ Debauchery TeaParty, is he all left? (Alright except he scraped his left side huehuehue)
The Snapchat equivalent of "Hold my beer."
Sorta thought she was gonna jump off a ledge at first
Is it just me or does the off leg in the second picture look edited?
@Ser Waffle Knight, it is. The is no way the knee cap could face straight up and the calf facing 180*.
@Star Wars Qoutes , massively broken foot?
@Ser Waffle Knight, twisted ankle most likely
@Ser Waffle Knight, unless their knee is dislocated...
Oh what the hell!
As a nurse, I would be so professional. In my head though: fvcking hell ouch shjt damn
@RhettandLink, that's why I could never be apart of human practice. I'd "feel" the injuries too much
@Taquito Speedo, you will probably "feel" the injuries on your sweet furry patients too though babe
Furry patients. 😂
@RhettandLink, that's true but it's more of a feeling of "I need to stop their suffering" as opposed to "AAAHHHHHHH!!! WTF?!"
Haha furries 😂
@Taquito Speedo, *you walk into exam room* "Fido, what did you do to yourself no-AHHHH WTF, DOESN'T THAT HURT?!"
@RhettandLink, "you shoved what up your ass Bella?!"
See I won't have to deal with that shjt
@Taquito Speedo, Bella: "I didn't shove anything in my ass, it was FIDO!" 😂
@RhettandLink, Bella: "he told ne he wanted his bone in me...was TOTALLY confused" 😅😆
@Taquito Speedo, 😂see, you will just have to make up your patients convos in your head and tell me them 😉
@RhettandLink, I feel like a creeper just looking in on your conversation
@Dr Simon Acula, NAH, don't! Anyone is welcome! Chime in with opinions, outbursts, humor, it's all good. 😊
@RhettandLink, I'll just chime in with upvotes
@Dr Simon Acula, yay! We like those too 😘
@RhettandLink, Wtf just happened? ._.
@Cheese Stealing Monk, sometimes...the most truthful answer is...we have no idea.
@RhettandLink, for a nurse, you seem to have a lot of down time.
@x2 6x 9 lol, we are GREAT at multitasking.
And I birth babies. (There's lots of waiting time involved in that.) 🙃
@RhettandLink, "nurse...nurse. I think something's wrong."
"Hold on. I have to maintain this comment status."
@x2 6x 9 lol, "hey buddy...come on, let's go...buddy?! Dude, let's go!"
"Hold on. I need put down this chick who's able to lead a hella productive life because I'm butthurt and it makes me feel better about myself."
@x2 6x 9 lol, "Hey man, we really need to get going!"
"No way dude, I have an opportunity to belittle someone to make myself feel important. I've given no consideration to what their life is comprised of and I'm quickly jumping to conclusions only because I don't receive any attention or recognition. I want to hurt someone and degrade their life because I'm in the right and they need to know that their life is wrong. It's important that I do this, that I act like a bully and a petty child."
".......are serious dude?"
"Yes I'm serious *pout pout pout*"
@Taquito Speedo, oh, how cute. Two people sticking together who spend more time keeping up with their comment trophy then they do with their family.
Oops. There I go jumping to conclusions again. Silly me. At least I feel better about myself now.
@x2 6x 9 lol, that's good, someone has to
"Going back, would you have done it again?". "Fvck Yeahh!"
See this is how people learn. If it is a dumb enough idea you get the Darwin awards and because you did that we as a whole know it isn't a good idea. Yay!
Holy sweet baby jeebus! No thanks! I recently had a tibial plateau fracture as a result of my knee bending sideways, so glad it only looked swollen, I'd probably vomit and faint if that were me
Longboarding isn't a bad idea. You just have to conscious of your level of skill.
@SHERLOCK HOUSE, yes, but it is 2016 competence is a myth.