I named my dog "Mypenis" so I can ask girls if they want to pet Mypenis. 60% of the time, it works every time.
And your cat 8 mile, cause you found him in a trailer park
@RhettandLink, hey hey now. Let's be nice. Half of 8 mile has really nice homes. Granted, they were nice 60 years ago and most are boarded up and half burnt, but still. It's a classy place.
@RhettandLink, Right next to your moms spaghetti
Get a husky and you'll be pulled 10 miles whether you want to or not.
Believe it or not you probably do. Especially if you have a dog
Now with Pokemon go you don't need to lie or name your pets ridiculous things. Just need to buy a few phone battery packs and unlimited data :)
Should've gone for 5000 miles. Da da ra da!
Just lie to people