Motherfvcker couldn't pull out of his driveway.
@FP Waiter, three jokes in one sentence, upvote to you.
@FP Waiter, and the bitch so fertile all he havta do is throw sperm at her
@RhettandLink, *cough* US
@Taquito Speedo, us. ❤
@Taquito Speedo, ❤ throwback...
18 kids and counting... I hate my life
@Swagneto, Swag, multiple ways you've used your hands and tube socks don't count
@RhettandLink, Hey! I've had sex, not good sex, but sex nonetheless.
@Swagneto, 🎤she put a bag on my head, still counts 👍
@RhettandLink, There was no bag, wasn't enought time to grab one if you know what I mean. Self depracation is fun. Haha hey Swagneto, you're short for a guy, and you can't whistle very well... aaand I'm depressed.
Why have I got 3 kids and no money, why can't I have no kids and 3 money
Pullout game: most likely still hasnt pulled out yet.
That just the people he hit with his vehicle.
I didn't think Zeus would drive a Ford
He can pull out just as good as Mustangs from car meets.
Say you are "Ram" tough.
Maybe they should try butt stuff
Couldn't keep her off me. Cheaper by the dozen. Good movie