The result of walking into the woods while playing Pokèmon Go:
@About 30 Ninjas, anyone on here team mystic?
@About 30 Ninjas, he probably tried throwing a pokeball at the bear
@Kakashi Hitake, ONLY POKENOOOOOBS PLAY TEAM MYSTIC
@About 30 Ninjas, 2 things would happen to me. I either meet another bear bro and we get drinks or I get laid! What what!
@Kakashi Hitake, yeah dude. About half my city lol
@KingofFunnypics, I picked team mystic because I like articuno
@Kakashi Hitake, I'm team Mystic. Winter is here.
@Mattizzle9, my favorite color is blue! So I'm team mystic. Plus, the leader has a sweet belt.
@Flappy94745, there's a reddit page devoted to team mystics belt
@Kakashi Hitake, thats the only way to play Pokemon go tho
Tis a flesh wound
Meh, bug spray will fix that up. I mean, not the bear attack, that kid is dead.
@Martian Manhunter , hella ded
You're right grizzly doesn't itch ask Leo it just leaks and causes many scars.
@Ray213, apparently it wins you an Oscar as well
@Detective Burkhart, please ignore this as it is the result of an accidental touch of the send button
When I was young I was at a pond when a goose came up to me and bit my finger, to this day I have a dislike towards geese.
He didn't draw an anti-Grizzly Bear circle
Why does he have ribs coming out of where his pelvis should be?
That was a grizzly spectacle we just witnessed. At least he has the leg up on his friend. He didn't come out unscathed though, which really bites. I'm sure he's itching to get his revenge on the bugs who wronged him. *fades into grass out of pun snipers view*