Remember penile fractures, guys? No? Look it up.
@schizopuppy, Well, i WAS eating...
@schizopuppy, I'd rather not
@schizopuppy, I feel compelled to tell the story again of the mentally ill man that came into the ER frequently because he kept shoving pencils, glass shards, etc, down his urethra
@RhettandLink, why do you feel compelled to tell us this
@WelI Obviously, nurses must share their painful stories, it's cathartic for us
@RhettandLink, *cringes so heavily*
@RhettandLink, @schizopuppy, AAAAHHGGHH!!! This is worse than when I learned about the treatment to priapisms...
@schizopuppy, I actually fractured mine. And what you see on Google is mostly worst case scenarios. I just got a little curve now and can pee and ejaculate just fine. Worst part was couldn't have sex for over a month because it hurt so bad to get erections
What if my penis is gay?
@Martian Manhunter , Even better 🤓
@Martian Manhunter , my Penis has a spine.
@Martian Manhunter , Gavin? Is that you?
One is an important Organ that keeps your body together.
The other is some bones in your back.
You sure it was rearranged?
@Californias Water, especially at Long's Chiropractic?
@Nicer Canadian, LONG'S
Whenever life gets you down, keeps you wearing a frown, and the gravy train has left you behind....
@Tajiil, when you're all out of hope, down at the end of your rope, and nobody's there to throw you a liiiiiiine,
@Tyrellious, If you ever get so low that you don't know which way to go....
My Penis isn't straight...