Kid: "Daddy, there's a monster under my bed"
Dad: "Son you're 18.."
Kid: "Dad just please check"
Dad" "Ok fine" *checks under bed* "CHRIST ON A JETSKI WHAT THE FVCK IS THAT" *runs out of room*
Kid: *checks under bed* *finds pic of your mom* *faints*
@Insane Chuck Norris, "Christ on a Jet ski"
Have you not seen the grudge? B!tch came out of a freaking foto man, and you tell me there's not enough space under my bed? And btw don't you get me started on how the freaking film ended!
@Superbobich, Dont you mention that damned film! I watched it when I was way too young and it traumatized me for years.
@Superbobich, Krueger found you in your dreams, that fvcker don't mess around
Daddy, there's a monster IN my bed.
@schizopuppy, in my pants*
@schizopuppy, "But, son, I'm not in your bed. Yet."