Literally when you hurt yourself and have to go to the ER but your mom is so calm it makes you wonder if she actually loves you.
@apel sos, me: mom call the police!
Mom:OK let me find my glasses real quick
@apel sos, as a parent it's super frustrating when your kid says they're in pain but you're pretty sure it'll go away on its own and you don't want to waste money when the doctor is just going to tell you to have them rest and stop being such a whiney bitch. But then again they could be dying so you take them and the doctor tells them to stop being a whiney bitch and your copay was $500 but that's fine, you didn't need to eat this month, at least your kid is still alive
Ladies and gentlemen may I present to you 2016. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
@Drunk Teacher , wrong. This would be live streamed to Facebook/vine. No one would take the time to send an email.
@Drunk Teacher , May I present to you an it crowd joke from a few years ago
Don't get in a car accident then...djck
I CAN'T call people. It's so hard. Just text me, fam.
@uglybus ,*voicemail message* "Hi you've reached (insert name here) don't bother leaving me a message, just send me a text."
Social anxiety in a nutshell
Hold on there's a Diglett where your car tipped over