Too bad I'm poor
@Biff369, that's a lie.. You had the ability to accurately bet on every World Series from 1956 to 1985. You sir are not poor.
@JacketOff, that reference was so good, I'm gonna make like a tree and get outta here
@JacketOff, Does morally bankrupt count?
Sleepover room = orgy room
@FP Waiter, For your bacchanalia festivals
@FP Waiter, I'd have sex in/next to all of these.
Somebody love me........
@EatMyAss, with a name like eatmyass, who wouldn't love you?
@FP Waiter, too much to clean up.
I'll take one of everything please, thank you.
"I'll take things I couldn't afford even if I sold my self to slavery, Alex."
What if a dead body slowly drifted under your house
"My friends a genius"
Anyone else want to have sex on the roof hammock thing?
@Mikestark06, Alright so we got two Mikes here. Just need some babes.
The contractor in me cant help but wonder how much of a bjtch to install some of this stuff would be
This week on things you'll never be able to afford...
"This is the hight of luxury!" - John Mulany
*swings on swing table* *immediately destroys abdomen against the table*
I'll take "things I'll never be able to afford for 2000," Alex
Maybe I can afford the drying rack...if I build it myself from things I found in the forest
I'm poor but I'd go in debt for all this if it was available in my state
@Agent Orange, the bookcase, drying rack, and swing table seem like they wouldn't be too bad.
@Agent Orange, also the handle seems like it would save money on the long run.
That last one I think would sell great
Anyone else see a giant frog?
Slams fist down* "I wanna be rich! I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanaa"
Even with an awesome, high paying job, I can't afford any one of these things.
Ping pong table door looks like a ridiculously bad idea, you would hit the wall on about 50% of your shots
"Chilled produce drawers in the kitchen"... So a refrigerator?
Probably cost thousand.. Couple hundred I might add..
"Let me just walk on this glass hallway creek and trap door while cooking and/or carrying things."
The loft hammock looks kind of terrifying.
Okay things people don't think of though, ash in the pool, shoe prints on your books, and what happens to your entire house when one of your basement walls cracks and floods your basement.
@mcakes2009, idk about the rest, but you could do a gas fire pit in the pool... no ash that way, and they make super realistic ceramic logs...
This is why money buys happiness.
A lot of these are really useless or bad ideas
@clintfromhere, especially if the wall anchors in that hammock come loose.
@ComradeOtis, is vhy ve anchor tu de stuuds. This vay they will nut pool ovt.
Oh look. Things to prove people have more money than me
"Haha look at all the stuff you'll never be able to afford"
So I'm buying a house soon, these are definitely ideas to consider.
Shut up and take my money!
I'll take the swing set table and the door handle.