So... 20,000$ to change absolutely nothing?
@Bismo Funyuns, instead of your regular nightmares your dreams will be filled with episodes of shows made for infants! Telatubees, barney and the like!
@BearDaniels, so it changes nothing, I'm in
@Bismo Funyuns, exactly what I thought.
@Bismo Funyuns, last night my dream was of a giant spider in my basement which had no light source and it was hunting my family and I but we couldn't even prove it was real until I was the last one alive
@BearDaniels, I thought we weren't going to talk about the prequels...
@Bismo Funyuns, Except you have money for therapy. And drugs. And pizza.
@Bismo Funyuns, i recently had a dream my brother and little sister started pelling off my skin with a knife and i woke up screaming. Thing is, my dad came rushing into my sister's room to see if she was okay -_-
I've had many waking nightmares since.
@Bismo Funyuns, what if it's a continual waking nightmare?
@Bismo Funyuns, no, $20,000.
Hell no. I've had nightmares thats kept me awake days later. I've woken up literally crying from nightmares. Keep it up long enough and you will get insomnia. No amount of money is worth that
Who needs sleep when you can afford to spend money on enough alcohol to forget the nightmares
Lmao I'm an occasional lucid dreamer. Sooo.... $20,000 to trigger epic battle opportunities? Hells yes. Bring it on, monsters, I've got a fvcking lightsaber and I can fly.
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Sleep during the day problem solved.
@ Heracles, This is exactly what I was thinking.
$20,800,000 every year until I die? Yes please.
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I already have those every night so yeah I think i'll take it.
Absolutely. My life is already a nightmare.
lucid dreams mother flocker
I do this for free already. It's called night terrors and living across from a graveyard until age seven.
Everyday for me is a nightmare so why not a little extra...
I would just learn how to lucid dream
I don't think people who'd accept that realize what this means. It would end up destroying your mental health...
I'd use the money to pay Mike Tyson to go in my mind and beat the shjt outta them
That's pretty easy, sleep during the day
Already happens to me. 20000 to change nothing about me? Deal
Sure, i dont really sleep but sure
Sleep during the day
Shoooot good night sleep tight, see y'all at my new mansion later
I'll take my 20,000 now please, the other is already happening.
Seems like I haven't been receiving payments. Who do I talk to, to take care of this?!
Joke's on you... Sleep insomnia.
I guess the money could go to therapy then
Yes I would.
I already do that without the money. But can I still have the pills my doctor gave me that helps me not have bad dreams?
They invented ambien for a reason
Small price to pay
I would take $20,000 to fix your grammar
Idea: use the money to pay scientists to build Inceptions PASIV device in real life. Return to nightmares with an army of karate masters to protect you.
I sleep during the day anyways so... yeah!
Considering an antidepressant I took made me have chronic nightmares for 3 months straight, this would be an "abso-fvcking-lutely not" for me
Uhuhummm I would buttfvck a turtle for 20k a week.. sign me the fvck up
Whenever I have a nightmare, I seem to be surprisingly calm about it like "ya i see that guy running at me with a knife, no biggie."
As long as the paycheck is by my bedside every time I woke up.
I don't ever remember my dreams, so I'd be down for that.
Will I still have sleep paralysis?
Would it mean I get to actually sleep? Because that would at least be a step up.
@Reach4God, kava works well. Get kava pills and let them break down in night time tea that has valerian root (celestial seasons sleepy time extra). Will knock you on your ass. I dated benny (Benadryl) for a long time with the occasional one night stand with Nyles (NyQuil). Kava works without getting you too drowsy in the morning g
@SchroedingerPussPuss, Its insomnia caused by keppra for eppilepsy, I cant mix more drugs into it.
I work retail during the night shift. The only thing that would change is I'd be able to wake up from these nightmares. Also, what if I slept during the day?
That's a stupid question.
...... I already do
Pfft, you'd eventually become numb to the fear. Sign me the fück up
I already endure tha
I'll just sleep during the day like usual. (I'll take my payments in cash, thank you)
Yep, I don't get nightmares so that deal with Satan is easy as pie!
Just as long as there is none of that "Mickeys fingers" business
@AdrianBrody, That's what all your dreams would be. Mickeys fingers and all manner of sick things done with said fingers.