Top: read in Morgan Freeman's voice.
Bottom: Kevin Hart's.
@girlnamedlime, Listen you dirty lime, we don't condone the use of emojis round these parts.
@GreenF7, shhhhhh *pats your head* she's a lime, let her use them...
@MickelPickel, *just right meme*
@MickelPickel, its so much better that way. *belly rubs Morgan Freeman*
@MickelPickel, I read it in Kevin James first
@MickelPickel, or read the top one in Neil Degrasse Tyson's voice
@MickelPickel, I read the top in Doug's voice. From the movie Up.
Little man syndrome
@buzz killinton, also known as the Napoleon Complex. I've known many a tiny dog that though he was ten feet tall. I also know a Great Pyrenees that still thinks she fits in your lap like when she was a wee pup.
@Madelin, my 265 pound mastiff thinks (tries) to lap dog and get cuddles
My mom's tiny 2 lb puff of fur hates children and acts like a nervous, bug eyed rat on crack
@RhettandLink, Are they not nervous little bug-eyed rats? As far as the crack goes... I guess to each their own?
Big dogs are awesome though. And medium dogs too. But small dogs are just friggin annoying.
Props for having a 265lb pupper. Where'd you get it?
@mas2de, I bought him from a breeder! Part of a championship line, his mom and dad are show dogs!
I have a little dog and shes like: HELLO NEW FRIEND PLAY WITH ME! YOU GOT ANY FOOD??
she's got a well balanced temper active and curious without being stressful or aggressive.
My family owns a Alaskan malamute and anytime we see a small dog we call it a 1 or a 2 bite because that dog can eat a deer carcass in a heartbeat and would finish off one of those angry little dogs that quickly
Small dogs need to compensate for something
I guess I qualify to be a dog 🤔
Big dog owners: oh yes my dog is very sweet but when I walk them I kee them on a leash just to be safe. Small Dog Owners: my dog is so cute I let it run around without a leash because it's too cute to cause any damage. If it starts a fight with your big dog on a leash I will blame you and your dog since mines obviously too cute to have done it even though it ran up and began barking and snapping first it was only playing around.
I have a small dog that is terrified of everything. Rain, grass, wind, etc. If he gets groomed, he'll curl up and shake and won't move. We have to carry him outside to use the bathroom or to his food bowl to eat, at that point.
He's gotten a bit better over the years, but he still gets extremely nervous often.
Same with big people and little people
Top dog : big guy from of mice and men
Small dog : mad kiwi with a short fuse
I have a Cairn Terrier (think Toto but ginger) and she's a bit of both... the best way to describe her is 'cat'. She lies down and judges you, she hunts birds, she pretends she doesn't want a cuddle but she loves it and she full-on protects her little territory. She's a funny thing, is my Phoebe.