I like how they just give up on June and July
*Mustache. WE IS 'MURICAN 🇱🇷
@Azing, why you hate using all the letters in a word
@Sceptical Historian, why 'do' you forget to use all words in a sentence. 🗽
@Sceptical Historian, "'Murican" sounds more American than "American", you unpatriotic bastard!
Lol for January you didn't use the very obvious 'Man'uary?
Fear the beard
@sagelanza, feed the beard
@MrSmiles, eat the bread
@sagelanza, unless you're Jesus, I think you meant beard.
Can't relate, have permeant baby face
@Duncan5769, Lol 'Let me downvote you so I can try to get top comment'
Fvck off, f@g
@Duncan5769, don't know why you downvoted me but here's one in return :)
@4Chan Ambassador , lol don't care about getting top comment just didnt find yours funny
@Exotic Xer, and I didn't see anything wrong with June or July, maybe I shouldn't have down voted yours for not getting it, so I'll take yours back
@Duncan5769, so you just happened to dislike all three top comments? I'm not buying it lol
@Exotic Xer, disliked 2 comments, don't really care what you believe either
@Duncan5769, I took off my downvote but in the future, just know it's a dick move
@Duncan5769, your history says otherwise
@Exotic Xer, oh yeah, forgot about the murican one... Touche
@Duncan5769, murican one?
@Exotic Xer, yeah Azings comment
@Duncan5769, man I was in a bad mood 4 hours ago 😫
Why does the hair on his head never grow 🤔
But Santa always gets action
@girlnamedlime, *dresses up as Santa*
@Azing, *sings* Smooooth operator
@girlnamedlime, "HO HO HO"
@girlnamedlime, *panties drop*
@girlnamedlime, I could've had that go a WHOLE other way
@Azing, do it, everyone would appreciate it
@girlnamedlime, *points* "HO, HO, HO"
@girlnamedlime, *eats cookie*
@girlnamedlime, okay, delivery on that could've been better
What happened to august September and october
Unless you're Tormund Giantsbane. Then it's Wild-In-the-Bed Winter
You've obviously never heard of Orthodox Jews then B)
For July it could be something like "justified growing of beard"
@Monstercat, oh God this comment is terrible ignore it I'm so embarrassed