If someone asked me to move my cat, I would ask them to leave my house.
.....this explains so much about my life.
@TheGingerSnap, I'm 20 years old. My cat, who I've had for about 5 years now and was a rescue kitten, is my child. That's my baby and nobody else knows how to handle her. Honestly, I can tell her stuff and she'll do it.
If I had to pick between saving your life, or making my cat happy... I'd miss you.
@Duncan5769, I wouldn't.
I'm still allergic to cats.
@Confused 40 year old, did you sneeze right now?
@Taquito Speedo, yes...
i'm very lonely.
@Confused 40 year old, aw. Are you also confused?
@Taquito Speedo, i am allergic to everything, get away from me or I will literally explode.
@Confused 40 year old, are you allergic to reptiles and/or speedos?
@Confused 40 year old, even replies?
@Taquito Speedo, *explodes*
@Confused 40 year old, well that was fun. *Eats a peanut butter and shellfish sandwich and drinks a glass of milk*
@Taquito Speedo, *still dead on the floor and still allergic to cats*
@Confused 40 year old, *kitties use your ashes as litter* *sees a puff of ashes float up from what appeared to be a mysterious sneeze*
@Taquito Speedo, *pile of ashes try to turn on the TV to watch Family Guy, but fails, because he is still a pile of ashes*.
@Confused 40 year old, *decided to turn on family guy anyway cuz it's a great show* *hears another mysterious "yay" from pile of ashes*
@Taquito Speedo, *pile of ashes attempts to scratch is his non-existent nose because theRE ARE CATS EVERYWHERE*.
@Confused 40 year old, *puts a clear pot lid over ashes because the sneezing is bothering me but I don't want to deny it the pleasure of watching family guy*
@Taquito Speedo, *you can hear muffled coughing and choking inside the pot of ashes, as if someone is suffocating inside of the pot*.
@Confused 40 year old, whoops didn't think that'd happen....*sweeps up ashes, puts in a box away from any feline creature, also stores an iPhone playing family guy attached to a portable charger*
@Taquito Speedo, *ashes whispers "oh fvck yeah" to himself".
I don't ask to move the cat I just do it.
Funny pics is trying to get nudes from lonely cat ladies by pretending to like cats and sprinkling in subliminal messages
And that's why cat people will always be lonely
if i asked someone if i could move their cat and they asked if i could leave i would
You people realize that cats are just live stock that you can't eat right?.......... Unless you Korean I guess
i move my cat when he's sleeping, but im a guy, so
Who else is wondering if it's the same lady in all 3 parts?
Who else counted to see if there were still seven cats?
@HSA, there are 8
@Urdnot Wrex, just checking to see if you counted
@Urdnot Wrex, they also all the correct colours.
@Urdnot Wrex, there are 16 if you take out the temporal dimension.