Markie Mark: "I'm a peacock, bro! You gotta let me fly!"
Tim Burton Batman/Police Chief/Bed, Bath, and Beyond leader: "Peacocks don't fly..."
@City87, Michael Keaton is the name you are looking for
@Zracer4life, I don't think it's a peacock. But something similar. Peacocks used to have a nest on my roof. And the males are like turquoise. And the females are brown
@Evil Troy, it's albino
@City87, beetle juice, beetle juice, beetle juice
@City87, ... But they fly...
@Zracer4life, no... no. Once upon a time and forever will be Tim Burton Batman that had to take several more jobs to pay for his "bisexual" (and possibly lesbian but who knows?) son's tuition. Look at how he handled Birdman... He didn't die; he flew away.
@Cricket92, ah man... Now, I have to watch Beetle Juice and possibly Edwards Scissor Hands from a decade once wanted to be forgotten. Thank you and I love you.
@Evil Troy, it's possibly and not one at the same time, but let's not open that box. My quote is from The Other Guys.
@Gruncle Stan, If you have not already, watch The Other Guys. That's where is I get it from.
@City87, as I, you.
@Cricket92, bruh... Are you a fellow literature enthusiast?
@City87, I'm a lady, and yes
@Cricket92, I was trying not to assume gender by using a social saying with a certain panache, but I get hit with a reversal with you 🖖🏻.
@City87, honestly one of the most under appreciated movies ever if you ask me
@Gorgeous Jane, "Behold! My true form!"
I heard they're only white until they taste human blood
@Captain Canine, I was looking for that comment to see who had been here awhile.
It's a grower and a shower.
I'll take 12.
Was expecting dickbutt
@Honest Politician, someone get on it
@Honest Politician, so was I. Disappointed
What kind of Pokemon is that?
@Hoovnasty, not one I've seen
@Hoovnasty, ninetails obviously.... i think
That model turn at the end though
Male peacocks use their plumage to attract females so you know this guy's gonna get all that sweet bird puss
@GENERIC USERNAME 69, *all that bird cloaca. For all of 3 seconds.
That's actually beautiful to look at...
@Darth Knight, its likely just a different species. Apparently some peacocks just have lessened pigments that makes them white but they arent actually albino. Trust me, i used wiki, that site it legit... Hey did you know that gorillas apparently pee on themselves to grow more hair?? :D
World war 3 is coming guys, all these events like north Korea declaring war on the us, Ebola, trump, these terror attacks. They all seem like something out of a text book before a major war
@Pinga, you're dumb
@VincentV, on wow, look this guy just spent some time to tell a stranger he's dumb, his life is now fulfilled, he can go on knowing that a random person will just not care about his petty insult directed towards an opinionated insight.
@Pinga, like, did you just start reading the news? This isn't new. North Korea declares war on us every year in one way or another. Ebola is the new swine flu. Trump is just our Putin or Erdogan. Terror attacks have definitely increased, but terrorist organizations operating out of multiple countries also don't make world wars.
Same as seeing boobs
My parents used to have a couple. Mean asf
What bjtch!? You best step back Muthafvcka! Just look at these guns! You don wanna step to dis!
That is the Ric Flair of peacocks!
I kept expecting someone to run up and slit its throat. It was shaping up to be that kind of update.
Nature is amazing. Especially with a bullet in its chest. The red colour is brilliant.
@Farseer of Ulthwe, bleeding heart pigeon
@RobotFrog21, I can just smell the blood.
"Now take this amulet and save the kingdom!"
All this gif needs is a panda and it will be the story of Kung Fu Panda 2
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Play the space odyssey theme song while watching this
This is probably my final form
I honestly thought dickbutt was gonna appear somewhere in there lmaoo
I was wondering when this guy was going to make it here. Freaking beautiful
Its a female peacock, male peacocks are colorful to impress the ladies
@BaconInvader, as with all nature. Males are usually more attractive in the animal kingdom.
@RonaldUlyssesSwanson, right you are Ron :)
@BaconInvader, female peacocks are peahens, and they are small and brown with no magical tail... This is clearly a Pokemon.. JK albino inbred peacock
"You wanna go bro?"