*playing Pokemon* Kif, I do believe I will join team Velour
@Iridium, I'm so calling Team Valor this from now on
@Iridium, I tried to find a picture of Zapp holding a cell phone to add that as the caption, but I couldn't find one.
@Iridium, this is the best thing
These are actually Donald Trump quotes, for those of you who can't tell.
@Imaginaut, also, refer to @blazingBowman 's post on this. I HAVE BEEN MISLED
@Imaginaut, I got halfway through them before I realized it was trump quotes lol
@mcclutch19, same here
I read these in Zapp's voice
@ShutNeo, I added a kif sigh at the end
@ShutNeo, I did too, except the "Who's doing the raping?", that one I read in the voice of the gay guy from Seinfeld... "WHO! WHO IS DOING ZE RAPING?!"
"7-Eleven was a part time job"
Now this is a man i can get behind. Whats his name? I wish to dedicate my life to learning his way of life.
@butthole bread, hitler
@Ethan Bradberry, it has been spoken and so it shall be. Fetch me the jews i wish to cleanse them with a shower.
@butthole bread, The master speaker behind these glorious words. Donald f**king Trump.
I approve of this bigly
You could put those captions on pictures of trump and they'd fit so well
@TheHalfMan, that's the point I believe, these are all Trump statements
Never made the trump connection till now
It took me a solid three minutes to figure it out
Even as a trump fan this is amazing
Are these supppsed to be trump quotes? Because they sound like theyre supposed to be trump quotes. Which is sad because if they are they are either complete fabrications on things hes never said, or messed up versions of sometging similar trumps said. None are word for word and are completly inacurate
@BlazingBowman, at the very least, the one about him dating his daughter is word-for-word. I can't vouch for all of them though.
@tiburon, yeah he was trying to flatter his daughter or something. That was pretty cringy but the rest ( exept the one with black people love me) were either entirely fabricated or not word for word.
@BlazingBowman, I'm sorry to tell you but every single one of those are word for word.
@davestrideur, nope ive listned to all his speeches exept for the the black people love me and the ivanka thing its not word for word
@BlazingBowman, and the 7-11 one, and the one about his hands, and the one where he's asking about who's doing the raping, although the Twitter one actually is from his Twitter...
@BlazingBowman, but you have me on the very last one I can't confirm that one.
@davestrideur, the hand one is off he did say he had big hands and refrenced that it meant a big dick he never memtioned his fingers during that time. I got to go dude busy
@BlazingBowman, these are Zapp Branigan quotes you uncultured swine
@BlazingBowman, it's common courtesy not to leave a conversation if you're wrong
@Captain Penis, wasnt wrong just checked the video about his hand never said it even remotely like that go to you tube to check out the video if you want.
@BlazingBowman, There was a different quote about his hands where he was conversing with Marco Rubio. The finger quote is from something entirely different, and is word for word.
@spences, maybe your right it seems most of these are from twitter though i dont follow him on twitter though.
@BlazingBowman, Nor do I. I just began searching for reputable sources or videos for these quotes, and all of the ones I have searched are so far either word for word, or slightly different (but with the same meaning). Either way, these are all true, Trump quotes from what it looks like.
@BlazingBowman, You're a moron. You've not only humiliated yourself but you've humiliated the entire human race. Your blind ignorance and fabricated lies shows just how ignorant the populous really is. If the Founding Father's were ever terrified of someone voting, it would be you. You probably get all your news from Facebook. They are all word for word. Look up toe quote on Google and it comes referenced in his speech. You've embarrassed the entire human race, and my IQ just dropped from even having to type a response to you.
@BlazingBowman, I'd just like to say though that even if these quotes are not word for word or things Trump actually said, he believes all these things and have definetley touched on each subject in the past showing just the type of person he is. The type of which I won't mention because it may offend some people.
@Apple Incorperated, wow dude maybe you should turn it down a notch kay it wasnt that big a deal. A simple mistake and no i dont even own a facebook, i get most of my news through different sources on both sides. I didnt recongnize these words from his speeches and didnt put to much thought into it not the dumbest thing anyones ever done bro. Cool it.
@Apple Incorperated, This is an unnecessary attack on someone, though. I do not agree with him, but I do not belittle him in an attempt to elicit a reaction. What you have done is exactly what Trump does and if anyone were to scare me with their vote, it would be you as you are impulsively lashing out over a different opinion.
@little ol pie, thats right there at the end of your paragraph you wont say something because your afraid of offending someone. No one should be silenced because of some random persons fee fees speak your mind. Thats the exact reason im voting for him i hate how people are afraid to say things because theyre afraid of offending some random person on the internet.
@spences, You realize that the arguements was based over a fact? They were word for word. That is a fact not an opinion. What do you mean "you don't agree with him"? There's nothing to "agree" with. Are you a moron too?
@BlazingBowman, Oh no that's not the point. I'm not afraid of offending someone I just don't want to make someone feel attacked for holding a personal opinion. Everyone has a right to an opinion I do as much as you do. That's why I didn't express my opinion through negative words. So no I'm not scared, just sensitive towards others :)
@Apple Incorperated, The initial argument was, and I admit I made a mistake when I said "opinion", yet you are still proving my point that you are violently lashing out at others. You personally attacked him over things such as IQ and assumptions you have made over his reasons for posting. He has admitted his mistake as well, yet you still attack. For your information, I am not a moron. I am a paramedic, in Med School, and have a genius - level IQ. Feel free to believe what you will, but your comments are entirely unnecessary, as previously alluded to.
@Apple Incorperated, dude you can't call someone a moron for holding a view different to your own. It's not right. Name calling out of anger is not right. No one should have to feel scared of being attacked by voicing their opinion in a peaceful way.
@Apple Incorperated, dude you need to chill out for a moment. If you have an opinion or belief, present it in a civil way. Insulting people doesn't help your argument.
@Apple Incorperated, what the hell are you talkong about when did i ever say anything was an oppinion the word was never even written in any of my posts?
@Apple Incorperated, you need to calm down bro i admit it i was wrong about the post its nothing to get angry over jeez.
@little ol pie, oh i guess thats respectable i see freedom of speech crumbling in so many other countries a new law was passed in australia your not allowed to critisize a persons religion anymore not cool.
@BlazingBowman, yeah I agree freedom of speech is a great thing but can you elaborate on why you should be allowed to criticise a persons religion? I'm just curious on your view :)
@little ol pie, not just a persons relogion you should be able to critisize anything without punishment.
@BlazingBowman, hmm not sure I agree with that but I appreciate your view. I just think that critiquing what someone else believes in is not up for debate and is a view held personal to the individual. I can't personally see how critising ones religion is okay when it has nothing to do with them. What's the reason for your opinion? Again just curious.
@little ol pie, ok lets say their belief is that we should pass the law that all black people should have to pay a higher taz or something wouldnt that be up for critique
@BlazingBowman, yes we could critique that because it is offensive to many people and is terribly racist. However that's a very abnormal circumstance. Many people now days feel that they can critique the Islamic religion. They're religion is not harmful and contains no message of hate. Surely they should feel free to believe and practice they're religion without being judged for it?
@little ol pie, actually it does it contains allot of messages of hate, and its legal system of sharia law is particurlarly heinous
@BlazingBowman, okay, perhaps we should leave it there now. It was nice having a little debate but I feel this conversation might be headed in a direction which may potentially offend others. I wish you a happy life.
@little ol pie, i dont like that screw if someone is offended
@Apple Incorperated, lol
@BlazingBowman, If you'd like to carry on this small debate feel free to snapchat me at alishataylor_xx if not I wish you well
@little ol pie, dont have a snap chat
@BlazingBowman, what do you have? :)
@little ol pie, nothing really :(
@BlazingBowman, okay so that leaves this conversation here then. We both have conflicting views but that doesn't matter because in the end we're all human and we're all one big happy funny pics family :D
@little ol pie, i guess, i still dont understand your unwillingness to offend people. Lets say we were discussing the long term affects of molestation of children would you not discuss that because your afraid of offending pedophiles?
@BlazingBowman, I understand but I will only intentionally offend people for the right reasons. A child molester, yes. They deserve to be offended. Innocent funny pics users who just happen to scroll through the comments and see a mean statement targeted towards a belief or view they hold? I think not.
@little ol pie, even if the oppinion is that pedophilia is just another sexual orientarion?
@BlazingBowman, yes. I have my reasons to support my view but I do not wish to explain them in such a public manner. Now I hope you understand that and don't push any further. I respected your views despite not agreeing so I hope you can respect mine when I say I don't think it's okay to offend people when offence isn't a necessary action.
@little ol pie, yeah i respect your views to it was nice talking to you have a nice day 😆
@BlazingBowman, you too :)
@BlazingBowman, Islam is a religion of peace though. Islam literally translates into submission to Allah, in other words, peace. The Muslims that kill defy the Quran and therefore aren't Muslims. IS even kill other Muslims in holy cities like Medina. The Quran states that if someone was to kill another human, it is as if they have killed all of humanity. And it's because of these recent attacks by cultists, not extremist Muslims, that Islam is given shade, resulting in the rise of Islamophobes like Trump. And their law system Shariah Law is not supported by a large percentage of Muslims.
@Ethan Bradberry, see in the quran anyone who is not a muslim is not considered to be human therefore killing them is not considered sinful. The quran also warns against "hypocritical muslims" that is muslims who dont follow the quran to the letter. They are also not considered to be people therefore it is okay to kill muslims who are not " true beleivers". Unfortunatly isis is true islam it is islam in the most literal and orthodox reading of the quran and sharia law.
@BlazingBowman, first of all Muslims consider everyone human. Jesus was a prophet in Islam and all 3 are Abrahamic religions. Killing a non Muslim is killing a human. The prophet Muhammad even said no Arab is better than a non Arab. This means all people are he same and are "all teeth on a comb" as the Quran states.
Second of all Isis are about as Muslim as trump is. They rape and murder, which are 2 of the worst sins in Islam. They abuse women and kill other Muslims in holy cities. Saying Isis is true Islam has to be one of the funniest things I've heard all day. If you know the slightest thing about Islam, a religion about peace and Torrance, then you know that a true Muslim is someone who follows the 5 pillars and submits themselves to God. That is what the word means.
@Ethan Bradberry, abrogation and context. Yes, at school me points in his life Muhammad was a very nice man. Near the end, however, he raped six-year-old girls. He said not to kill the innocent, but if you were not Muslim, you could not be innocent. See, abrogation states that if contradictory statements are given, the most recent statement has a penchant for annulment. The Quran was great during the beginning, but slowly devolved into what we see now. He also decreed near the end of his life that gays and females were unequal to men. For more on this, I refer you to the following video: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4RfVu_DW1Oo . My fingers are tired. Good day sir.
@ear potato, I guess that's the problem with all religions, they are always changing their ethics midway. I'm not religious, but I hate the way how Islam, a peaceful religion, is getting shaded as a result of barbarians abusing a religion, resulting in people making horrible offensive and racist demeaning marks about that religion like the person above, who stated Isis represent true Islam which is the most offensive and stupid thing I've heard in a while
@Ethan Bradberry, again, no disrespect but as someone who has read the entire Quran, you are simply wrong, Islam teaches to kill all but straight Muslims, and beating women is ok.
@ear potato, and I've read it too. It states clearly that Muslims must fight infidels. But it also states killing any human being is as if all of humanity has died. As for the women beating, it is sadly true the Quran states it's true and the prophet himself beat his wife. However, most western Muslims know this is wrong, and these are the Muslims who are the people who give to charity, accept other religions, and live peaceful lives in the name of Allah. These are the people who represent Islam, not rag tag camel fvckers who kill for their barbaric cult and rape and pillage.
@Ethan Bradberry, this is why I avoid religions, because they often go back on what they say. In the bible, God goes from homophobic mysoginist racist to omni benevolent God. However, people being flat out offensive to a religion is not acceptable and causes suffering to the thousands of innocent hard working Muslims.
@Ethan Bradberry, yeah peace amd toleramce thats why theirs an oppression of women on the islamic world, thats why gay men are terrified to come out in any muslim country becaouse at best theyll be imprisoned at worst stoned to death or thrown of buildings. And muhumad definitly never killed anyone ever. And he never robbed caravans for money. I mean all those people he had killed because they questioned him are just slander. Why dont you actually read a quran instead of just mindlessly quoting every social justice warrior in history. It does in fact permit murder in islam all must either die, become a muslim or pay a tax and become a second class citizen. That is sharia law google it.
@BlazingBowman, oh here we go. First of all the Islamic world that you described is true. Gays are killed and the religion is mysoginistic. However, the Quran literally states that killing another human being is wrong. It also states to love your neighbour, if they are Muslim or not. Some of the best Muslim scholars throughout the ages have said that other Abrahamic religions are acceptable as the Quran states that "there are as many paths to God as human breaths".
Also don't call me a social justice warrior. There is a differnece between being one of them, and disagreeing with someone who makes horrible and offensive remarks about a faith. It's not only horrible, but plain out fvcking cruel. Shariah law is a strict law and it's unfair, however as I said, a large percentage of western Muslims hate it. And these are the people who work and help our societies and economies. The exact same people who you are offending by being a Islamophobe by cussing their religion.
@little ol pie, probably coming into this wayyyyy too late but if I'm not mistaken, doesn't the Quran claim that if you are monotheistic than you should be treated with respect?
@BlazingBowman, I feel we are going in circles, so it's time to end this debate since its 2:30 am for me. I'll end this by saying Islam is a bipolar religion. One side portrays a peaceful loving faith, whilst te other portrays the opposite. However, you saying Isis, a barbaric cult that kills Muslims and bombs holy cities and rapes women is wrong Btw I never said Muhammad didn't kill. I know he was a military general in Medina.
@Ethan Bradberry, and i told you they dont consider non muslims as human therefore it is okay to kill them. Also that sounds like you pulled it out of the first few pages of the quran which is superceded by anything that is written in the quran later. Which is the bloody parts got it.
@Ethan Bradberry, and fine im tired of argueing today to
@Ethan Bradberry, Again, I refer you to abrogation. While it protects Christianity, which, btw I am an agnostic so idc anyway but it also condemns Islam. Just look at placement of statement and you will see.
In actually blown away that all of these literally sound like something zap would say. Thats scary
Knowing they have a preset kill limit, Trump would send wave after wave of men to be killed by the kill-bots to destroy them