This is actually really adorable *quietly places hands on table* another, please
@peabeetheanimeneko , we stopped accepting human hands as payment a long time ago, unfortunately.
@peabeetheanimeneko , seriously though, this just warmed my cold dead heart a little bit
@icantfindmyfamily, But what happens when Carl gets hungry and his stomach gets the rumblies that only hands will satisfy?
@peabeetheanimeneko , doesn't this mean that God is about to kill everyone on Earth and bring them to heaven?
@peabeetheanimeneko , *gets a hammer and breaks your hands* heaven isn't real
@Michael Fassbender, I didn't know you died and weren't sent anywhere and then came back to tell us. I'm glad you are okay now.
*holds tear back.... In Spanish*
@StrawHatBravo, te quiero hacer llorar
Night shift feels
The internet needs more of this
Wait is this the beginning of the apocalypse?
@Mark Da Ruler , Pretty much. God's about to send his son, Jesus, to gather all the Christians in the world and have them sit down for dinner. A meal I don't have to cook... Truly a wonderful place.
@The Last King, It's not just the Christians, every race are God's children.
@columbiansnow, I meant religion
This is sad but fun just like relationships... Which I have a lot of... Yeah tons... *sobs in corner*it's all a lie
Where's my baby brother?....
Oh I gave him bone cancer.
@IQhunter, actually it was the society he lived in that....... must.... avoid.... god..... arguments.
I feel like his whole family died too
So they had coidis then the girl got impregnantated.