Olympics vs Paralympics
@K1LLKENNY, pesshal lympicks!!
@K1LLKENNY, I might be a bad person because my first thought was the paralympians have an advantage because some of them have less of them to hit
@K1LLKENNY, that would actually be a cool charity-type thing
You get one life for every gold medal you win. Good luck knocking Phelps out
@Deer Jesus, #reallygoodcomments
@Deer Jesus, #medicoreideas #decentcomments
@Deer Jesus, he is weakest on land! It's your only chance!
@Deer Jesus, he doesn't have that many this year, still a lot but not as many as your joke implies
I think we should have them fight to the death to determine the true greatest
@ajr12100, i feel like the javalin and discus people would be the ones with the best chance
@PandaPoots, Fencing, Shooting, or Archery for the win...
@Poser Pete, oh crap i forgot about those ones
@PandaPoots, that only works if you're allowed weapons. Hand to hand, wrestlers and martial artists would probably win.
@Ruupasya, martial artists and endurance runners cause everyone else would get tired from chasing the runners or fighting off the fighters. At least that was my thinking
There can be only one
This sounds like a great idea.
But can they dodge a wrench?
But then nobody could hit Simone Biles
Do you want crying champions? Because that's how you get crying champions.
@ear potato, ...you're doing a bit
Phelps would win with those arms
If you can dodge this gold medal, you can dodge a dodgeball.
I feel like a shot put medalist would kill someone.