"hello parking meter!" "hello!" :O
@whiteasian, "Joey, have you seen my sandwich?" "I am your sandwich."
You are a coin. Thou hast no family
The sacrifice was demanded by the police gods. To protect the legendary car of our owners
And they have guards that have bright clothes and short shorts
His moms vagina must be like a wizards sleeve after having millions of kids.
Wow this is stupid
Then he gets ran over by a truck.
It ate my wallet too!
I dont live in a city so i rarely use those things
Thine family be-est feel low coins