*The Price is Right tuba*
Buy another drink to push the drink to push the sandwich. Or shake the machine
@Selena529, psst, he can't hear you
@Selena529, I wouldn't shake the machine. Those things fall over and kill people all the time.
@A Studly Muffin, I had a drunk buddy in the Navy have his leg broken when he shook and machine fell on him. Lost a stripe and his pride.
@A Studly Muffin, yup all the time, 1.2 people out of 100 million die every year, truly one of societies greatest threats
@A Studly Muffin, just throw a brick through the glass
@ZweihanderNLeaveHer, I believe that refers to the population of the world... Not just people who use vending machines. Like.. I live in America and I don't remember the last time I saw a vending machine.
@A Studly Muffin, not sure i understand. the population of the world is waaaayyyy more than 100 million, and 1.2 people (not million) dying each year is 85 people a year ((~7 bil/100mil)*1.2). seems high but plausable
@whirligig1at6, vending machines kill 13 people each year (as far as I can tell. It's not a well researched subject). I would estimate that way less people than 1 billion have access to vending machines daily. And of those people I'm sure most don't use vending machines anyway. I'm not saying you're way off. But I feel like there's a higher chance of death than 1.2 in 100 million.
@A Studly Muffin, death/disease statistics dont just include those with access to the cause. supposing 13 people die each year from vending machines, then .18 people out of 100 million die from vending machines each year. There was no specificity in ZweihanderNLeaveHer's statistic, and there isnt in mine
@whirligig1at6, while that's correct, I'm simply saying that the chance of death is skewed by spitting out numbers like that. While it's not a high chance, it's still WAAAAAAY higher than what that statistic would indicate.
@A Studly Muffin, nothing is skewed by those numbers. if you find information on the number of people who shake vending machines and death by vending machines and compare those, then we would have something more significant. but we dont have that. either way i think its safe to say don't shake vending machines, as your risk of death will be greater than if you just leave it be.
How the fvck does a sub fit in those slots?
@Evil Troy, thank you for asking the real questions
At this point it's okay to break into the machine to get what is rightfully yours
So that's how you wash down a sandwich
Well I knew this day would come, *sticks d!ck in vending machine*
*Buys another drink above first one to push it all down, gets stuck too*
@Palm Tree Branch, this is like the perfect little old lady who swallowed a fly scenario
WHY THE HELL IS THERE A SANDWICH IN THE VENDING MACHINE?! THIS VENDING MACHINE CLEARLY DOES NOT SELL SANDWICHES!
That moment when life wants you to fail
Hit the machine were the top of the drink is
There once was a lady who swallowed a fly.....
I heard about this one it's actually true but the part that isn't in the photo is the part about the vending machine falling on bad luck Brian and killing him