We had to make an ancient Egyptian artifact in 6th grade. If I knew this fact I would be expelled.
@OrphanCrippler44, Is this the universal grade to learn about Egypt?! I swear..
*Gathers water from downstream* What the fvck....
@Bozztrocity, "Sharon I thought you said this was freshwater"
@whirligig1at6, Oh, it's fresh alright.
Wouldn't it be more fun if the pharaoh just pulled out near the Nile and then came into it? Idk just doing it yourself seems kinda weird when you have a whole harem of women
Don't have to tell me twice *fap violently to the gods**
Now that is a fun fact
Google "Ithyphallic". Egyptians had a thing for dick.
Animals see the Pharaoh jizz in the river as they are about take a drink.
@BearDaniels, Nvm. I'll just go ahead and die of thirst.
No wonder I failed world geo
... this must have been really hard with so many people watching you... unless, of course, you're into that sort of thing.
- Abraham Lincoln
What about the female pharoahs. If there were any...
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