*deep throats banana*
@Hamilton Porter, *...and winks*
DEAL! *slams button into oblivion*
It doesn't specify that you need to wink at them and making eye contact simultaneously. Just make eye contact, wait for them to turn away, and then wink. English Major ftw
@SixMargheritaPizzas, or just pay them 20 bucks
@SixMargheritaPizzas, monkey paws are the best sometimes lol
Press... press... press, press, press... presspresspresspresspressPRESSPRESSPRESSPRESS!!!!
@xAegis Heartx, Valcom tu de hydrulic presf chaunll. Today ve ave zis dangerus button dat culd strik at any mumunt.
You'll have to pay me not to
Have to??? You misspelled "get to"
*Starts peeling banana.*
Totally worth it
A new contender has appeared! Will contemplation monkey be the dankest of the dank? Only time will tell...
I'd probably do that, totally worth it
kinky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Isn't that the only way to publicly eat a banana? And isn't it common curtesy to do a little deepthroat?
How slowly am I allowed to put the banana in my mouth?
I wouldn't do it purely because I don't want to have to find a stranger every day for the rest of my life
@Masta Roshi, You wouldn't find a stranger every day for $100M???
@TheOneWhoArrestedYou, na I wouldn't. It would be fine most of the time, but sometimes I like to get away from it all and that would force me to basically stay always near people. I guess I just value my privacy more, but I guess that's just a me thing
@Masta Roshi, That's fair. I like to get away too but not out in the middle of the ocean like you.
@Masta Roshi, well I mean once you have the money who is going to force you to find strangers?
@TheOneWhoArrestedYou, funny enough one of my dreams is to be able to go sailing out in the open ocean one day! I hear the stars are gorgeous
Umm but I do that anyways ??? Free money?
Oh hell yeah I'll press the button! I wink at strangers while eating bananas anyway. Mine as well get paid for it
I do this everyday anyways.
I'd do a lot worse for a hundred million
So act like harambe
i love chom choms
I do that now
.....I do the second thing even without having a million dollars.
I do that anyway...
*makes eye contact with the button, winks at it while eating a banana, and presses it*
Guys, think about it: A random stranger could be any person on or off Earth. I don't think that's enough to cover travel expenses.