Once there was a child born with only a head, his name was Tommy. Every day his mother would put home by the window and he would watch the children play ball out the window. As he grew older his desire to play with the other children grew and he expressed his desire to play to his parents. His parents wanting to help enrolled him in an experimental program that would give him a synthetic body. After several months getting used to his new body he was finally able to play with the other children. The children threw him the ball which bounced into the road. Eager to play he ran to get the ball, and was hit by a truck. Tommy died that day, but his story lives on. I suppose the moral of this story... is to quit while your a head.
@Agent Fox Mulder, didn't see it coming, 13/3.14.
@Agent Fox Mulder, Honestly I wasn't going to read this and then I did and I'm pretty happy that I did.
@Agent Fox Mulder, Good riddance, damn synths.
@Agent Fox Mulder, 10/10
@Bront , *reading story* aww....AWW..... AW COME ON!
Yeah, but i bet the mortgage was super inflated.
@Darth Knight, it has a balloon payment
@Darth Knight, you sir, are a goddamn genius
@Darth Knight, and I'm not just spitting hot air
@Darth Knight, #bestcomments
"I SAID, HOLD MY SHOES"
Is this where clowns live?
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!!!!!!
I don't care how old they are, hold my restraining order.
SHOES!?!? you mean those foot prisons?
No you hold mine
Plot Twist: It's made of cement that's pained to look like plastic so when you throw yourself on it you break your bones.
I have the feeling it's a trap
*pokes a hole in it*