You can't tell me what to...oh wait that actually sounds like a good idea. One Irish Coffee, please.
@Slayer9200, writing in sharpie the word "coffee" on that bottle of whiskey doesn't count
@Abusive Breasts, no but pouring a bunch of that whiskey into a coffee cup is close enough for me
Maybe you are right. Or maybe it's my mind folling me
@Tavargues, or maybe it's Maybelline
Ha ha ha, alcoholism is funny
You also can't drink all day if you sleep so don't stop chugging ever
I mean technically they aren't wrong.
@Robin the Tactician, "You are technically correct mr. Conrad. The BEST kind of correct"