His days are numbered
This is one of those stupid jokes that actually made me lol
He shoulda said "It looks like your days are numbered"
And then you get thrown out for a new one
Calendars can't talk! ...silly calendar!
@TinyTinaJames you got a problem with talking inanimate objects?
BA DUM TSSS
*reads pic* *puts gun in mouth*
^calm down towel, you on probation son
13 months cuz they always include the 1st month of the next year
But what disease